I couldn't get to sleep last night. There were loud noises outside, and I kept tossing and turning, but I just couldn't get comfortable, I was hot, then freezing, then itchy, it was unbearable.
Then I thought of the children in haiti who have been forced to sleep on what's left of their streets..
And then I thought, great, now I have an erection to add to my list of distractions.
B Guest
Subject: Re: Hawt Jokes Tue 2 Feb 2010 - 6:27
Its so obvious carl is another born ID.
mellie
Posts : 4209 Join date : 2010-01-23 Location : Ausatire
Subject: Re: Hawt Jokes Tue 2 Feb 2010 - 6:49
Yep, and it's even gone so far as to stop me viewing yahoos boards unless I use a proxy IP.
I was using 'hidemyass web anon' , but have had to resort to viewing the boards with another....not that there's much point, it's all a bit tragic over there.
Sad really ... borns has a habit of destroying all boards, even it's own.
I love writing, and interacting with 'normal' people online, but just got fed up with it's constant hounding...and i'm nervous about going to any other forums given anything that's worth posting on borns appears to have stuffed.
Do you know of any other forums?
Apart from mine of course.
binns_ha Guest
Subject: Re: Hawt Jokes Tue 2 Feb 2010 - 10:21
It was only as I was wiping the last traces of semen from my softening penis that it dawned on me that a 72 tight virgin pussy gang-bang might just be an elaborate form of Al Qaida propaganda.
mellie
Posts : 4209 Join date : 2010-01-23 Location : Ausatire
Subject: Re: Hawt Jokes Tue 2 Feb 2010 - 10:28
A kiwi walks into an Aussie pub with a parrot on his shoulder.
The barman says, "Bugger me, mate, that's a fancy looking thing. Where'd you get that?"
The parrot replied, "Down at Centrelink mate, there's hundreds of the bastards!"
mellie
Posts : 4209 Join date : 2010-01-23 Location : Ausatire
Subject: Re: Hawt Jokes Tue 2 Feb 2010 - 11:06
Sweating like...
a Sri lankian on a school/tour bus
a Borns in an ABC learning centre
a Set in an all you can eat food buffet
a Roo_gall at a cucumber stall
a Muslim watching 60 minutes ..tick, tock tick, tock
a blindfolded lesbian at a sushi bar
Vanessa Amarossi on a treadmill
a gerbil trapped in traveys underwear draw
Michael Jackson on a jumping castle
An African child whose village is being visited by Madonna,Angelina J or Nichole Kidman
Jerry McCann in a game of Cluedo
An epileptic watching a strobe light at a disco
A mwklad watching Crimewatch
Michael J Fox playing the board game 'Operation'
mellie
Posts : 4209 Join date : 2010-01-23 Location : Ausatire
Subject: Re: Hawt Jokes Fri 5 Feb 2010 - 16:08
How does Fordrules351 keep his hair soft?
Coon-ditioner
tard Guest
Subject: Re: Hawt Jokes Sat 6 Feb 2010 - 16:25
How does Fordrules351 keep his hair soft?
Coon-ditioner
LMFAO
tard Guest
Subject: Re: Hawt Jokes Sat 6 Feb 2010 - 16:30
doc s been askin sparky for cam sex.
sparkys pissed off but dunt wanna say anythin in case fluff gangs up on her arse
bornto:bom:
mellie
Posts : 4209 Join date : 2010-01-23 Location : Ausatire
Subject: Re: Hawt Jokes Sun 7 Feb 2010 - 2:34
tard wrote:
doc s been askin sparky for cam sex.
sparkys pissed off but dunt wanna say anythin in case fluff gangs up on her arse
bornto:bom:
Wow...you lot have been busy....I missed out on some the action here last night it appears...
Tue 2 Feb 2010 - 5:25
