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PostSubject: A perfect crime   Fri 14 May 2010 - 13:38

Ok... so you have killed someone, how would you dispose of their body, cleanly.... I think it's damn near impossible to do this these days, due to forensics being so switched on, but are they really?

I mean, if they cant even trace-route the IP of some perverts facebook account, then this tells you something.

When we watch shows like NCIS, they do all this extraordinary stuff, make it look so scientifically advanced, sophisticated, impossible to cheat.


...... The only way I can think of is to eat them....and poo them into the toilet.

People panic, and think..."OMG, I have a dead body to get rid of"... when all they need to do is treat it like a leg of lamb, only bigger.


.....It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again!


Has everyone had dinner?


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PostSubject: Re: A perfect crime   Fri 14 May 2010 - 13:42

Pigs, the answer is hungry pigs.


Pigs will devour a corpse very quickly, leaving nothing for NCIS to work with.


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PostSubject: Re: A perfect crime   Fri 14 May 2010 - 14:18

Perfect murder.... hmmm... well firstly you must not leave any fibers and or DNA at the murder scene which can be traced back to you.
my suggestion is to very carefully place some fibers in the murder scene from someones elses house to throw the cops off thre trail Cool,,,fpr the murder make sure u have an alibi,, Use a body condom, cover your hair in gladrap, use gloves and sunglasses, make sure u dont leave any foot prints or tyre prints at the murder scence..if you do all this. the rest is easy, you can just burry the body in deep bushland. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: A perfect crime   Fri 14 May 2010 - 14:23

DNA is so over rated, omg, we are flat out capturing terrorists taking pics of our airbases in the middle of the night, much less anything else.

I think they would have us believe they are more "Savy" than they really are.


Pity, because I love NCIS.


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PostSubject: Re: A perfect crime   Fri 14 May 2010 - 14:25

"DNA is so over rated"

DNA is what gets people busted for crimes,everytime.
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PostSubject: Re: A perfect crime   Fri 14 May 2010 - 14:32

Smile.... No, the concept of our being so scientifically advanced is what frightens would be offenders into thinking they cant get away with it....I mean, look at that American guy who killed a Sydney Nurse recently, I could tell in his demeanor he is Mr guilty.....and so could everyone else....

But have we got him?

Noooooo


Where are our scientists now?


Smile .... What, no DNA?


Someone, call NCIS!!!!


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PostSubject: Re: A perfect crime   Fri 14 May 2010 - 14:46

Now she is a fricken expert on DNA, PMSL all the way to cop shop !!!!!!!!!!!!



she is one root that went horribly wrong with her mum and dad ........ this dickhead is an expert on DNA coz she watches ncis FFS.........lmaoooooo
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PostSubject: Re: A perfect crime   Fri 14 May 2010 - 14:51

lol.

I don't think Mellie's parents could even spell the word "condom", let alone know how to use one.

Such a shame.
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PostSubject: Re: A perfect crime   Fri 14 May 2010 - 14:57

....;P


If you only knew....


Knew I was in fact a science experiment....



My mother was sterile, (I reckon it was natures way, but anyway)...her specialist found a way around it, and so I became.


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PostSubject: Re: A perfect crime   Fri 14 May 2010 - 15:02

Quote :
If you only knew....

Knew I was in fact a science experiment....

So was Dr. Frankenstein's monster.

Your mother's "specialist" should have been tried for crimes against humanity. Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: A perfect crime   Fri 14 May 2010 - 15:04

Goes a long way towards explaining why you're such a fucked up retard anyway, Mellie.
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PostSubject: Re: A perfect crime   Fri 14 May 2010 - 15:07

lol

it was probably a good rooting tooting night for them, then out popped this awful pitiful thing that no mother or father would be proud to know as she reached her 30's, if only they knew about her true ways eh !!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: A perfect crime   Fri 14 May 2010 - 15:20

melli was the first test-tube baby

didn't you retards know?
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PostSubject: Re: A perfect crime   Fri 14 May 2010 - 15:34

she is one screwed up individual, a nightmare even for a team of experts to work out.
pmsl at her being a know all over on yahoo about kids, with her idiot mate, she gives herself away all the time as she has to be ackowledged or she will shrivel up and rot away. her kids are not enough for her,{shoves them on a computer} she is an example of someone who has no thought about her actions, no shame and a horrid person she is

so many tall stories she invents, so pitiful!
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PostSubject: Re: A perfect crime   Fri 14 May 2010 - 15:49

Hey, the outcomes speak for themselves eh Mother Teresa?


Wink.... Theres a homeless pedophile sleeping in our local park tonight ...his name is Dennis, I thought you might be interested.


Dont door knock all at once...plenty of somaritianship to go around...eh Jenz?

;P Tax purks also...
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