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kez
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PostSubject: Could I die from masturbating under my doona?   Sun 16 May 2010 - 7:51

After I logged off from yahoo this morning I thought I might have a bit of a fiddle.

Well, it ended up being a huge fiddle whereby I orgasmed 9 times within 30 minutes.

When I had exhausted myself sufficiently whereby I could drop off to sleep I noticed my heart beating rather irregularly.

Is this normal I often like to fiddle, but have never felt my heart come right up an pulse within my throat before.

Do you think I over did it?

Also, the back of my head was wet with perspiration and my jammies too, should I abstain from doing this under 3 doonas in future?

Kez
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gue?t
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PostSubject: Re: Could I die from masturbating under my doona?   Sun 16 May 2010 - 7:54

Could you stop being such a retarded moron, Mellie?
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Kez
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PostSubject: Re: Could I die from masturbating under my doona?   Sun 16 May 2010 - 7:58

Would it help if I set up the web-cam underneath my doonas next time?


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gue?t
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PostSubject: Re: Could I die from masturbating under my doona?   Sun 16 May 2010 - 8:04

99% of people surveyed agreed that they would rather have their taxes used to support illegal refugees than support retards like Mellie. Cool
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.guest
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PostSubject: Re: Could I die from masturbating under my doona?   Sun 16 May 2010 - 9:23

then again......

99% of the yahoo bogans think Kez is a freeze dried veg.

maybe I starrystalks, should not have made her threaten you on here Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Could I die from masturbating under my doona?   Sun 16 May 2010 - 11:06

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maybe I starrystalks, should not have made her threaten you on here

BANG!

nail right on head dot guest Very Happy

my thought exactly
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PostSubject: Re: Could I die from masturbating under my doona?   Tue 18 May 2010 - 0:49

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99% of the yahoo bogans think Kez is a freeze dried veg.

I found this hilarious, freeze dried veg!!!pmsl




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