poor kezza aka jens

she wants to adopt the teen from hell but she forgets that alcoholics make bad parent

Oi dont knock the bottle aye. ima gunna make a good role model aye, im gonna teach the little **** how to open a beer with her belly button and how to do gangbangs ( my specialty) my woggy husband and I wont sexually abuse this one like i did me own this will be my second chance at being a reel good mother aye.

arhhhh OK I admit it aye, i was after some attention since no one was chattin to me so i made up this bullshit story about me wanting to adopt my daughters friend under me Jen ID,,,,, how can i take anyone in,,me husband is on compo and I am on the dole, we are both dependent on alcohol and pot, me daughter is living with me sister, i was found unfit by DOCS ( my imaginary job) as if anyone would let us take a teenager in aye.

She should spend the time cleaning up her own act first, so she may nurture her own.

Totally delusional!


A sad reality is that often when mums feel like they have stuffed up raising their own, they set about trying to right a wrong with someone else's.... a second chance kind of thingy, this and think others will say..."Oh look, isn't she wonderful, taking on someone else's troubled kid like that"...plus the money would appeal to her, I'm sure.

When if fact, most people are probably thinking what we are, she should sort herself out first.

See, people like this think in taking on someone else's damaged goods on will reflect positively on them....in some way, like a "super-mum" kinda thing!

Plus, she's probably thinking that having another kid there to keep her own entertained will keep her own kid off her back...more time for yahoo then you see.

kez wrote:

Oi dont knock the bottle aye. ima gunna make a good role model aye, im gonna teach the little **** how to open a beer with her belly button and how to do gangbangs ( my specialty) my woggy husband and I wont sexually abuse this one like i did me own this will be my second chance at being a reel good mother aye.

PMSL.... Perhaps a Tweeny lingerie party or two even?

*cringe*


No, people like this require supervision themselves, DOCS are under-resourced as it is.

I wish brock or doc would slip a length into me aye, I always miraculously appear when either of them post, I use to flirt with mags and doc under my Artic ID but fluffy put an end to that.

Kez wrote:

arhhhh OK I admit it aye, i was after some attention since no one was chattin to me so i made up this bullshit story about me wanting to adopt my daughters friend under me Jen ID,,,,, how can i take anyone in,,me husband is on compo and I am on the dole, we are both dependent on alcohol and pot, me daughter is living with me sister, i was found unfit by DOCS ( my imaginary job) as if anyone would let us take a teenager in aye.

Doesn't surprise me, it really doesn't. She appears all consumed with alcohol, where would she have time to care for kids in between stalking, getting pissed, this and posing dribble on yahoo?

Must be one of those high functioning alcoholics.

"Must be one of those high functioning alcoholics."

HELL YES,, she announces to all and sundry in CL when she is drunk like it's something to be proud of.But Yahoo mods should give her some credit, Jen and all her id's are keeping CL afloat, even though it has the substance of a used tampon.

I wonder what's in this weeks agenda for Kez/jens, feeding the hungry kids of Calcutta perhaps?

One thing that bothers me about this fairy tale, how is it a prefessional woman who works in child protection in DOCS no less has no idea what the repercussions of taking in a troubled teen is???

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HELL YES,, she announces to all and sundry in CL when she is drunk like it's something to be proud of.But Yahoo mods should give her some credit, Jen and all her id's are keeping CL afloat, even though it has the substance of a used tampon.

Or like someone else said a freeze dried veg!


Jeeze that made me laugh....I hadn't heard that term before

Thats exactly what she is, sits on yahoo glorifying tacky underwear parties and boozing up....hitting on guys under various handles *yuck*...

I have had my suspicions before now re- the prospect of her being roo also.

Nothing would surprise me with that place, it's become an institution for the half-baked.

I used to find the place entertaining in the early days, this was until I figured out that these people are not playing up to the camera, actually are unhinged.

YKez aka Jen,,, you gotta be pretty desperate when ya panting after the likes of Brock, the poor guy has been hit with the ugly stick more than once, has a drug dependency, has no ambition, has no career, is a bad father and lives in his mother and fathers garage.

He suits the profile of a serial killer/stalker to a T. watch ya backs Kezza he might slip you something sharp.

I don't even want to know these days... most of which are off their rockers!!

Thats enough for me!




I don't particularly care what a pack of druggos/alcos think of me over on Y...


And like I have said before, I think the fact that a few of us have been ostracized is a good sign.

For us this is....

Kezza is a guy?


I thought it was supposed to be female....pmsl...


Gaawd....the plot thickens.

Kezza/jen is female i spoke to IT on the phone one night when she was drunk as a fart.

Hang on, but isn't Brock gay?


I honestly though he was.... anyway, it's not my business.


Brock a serial killer, naaaa.... he's all bark and no bite... I honestly don't think he'd have it in him....I think he just likes messing with their heads.

Re- his outlook on drugs, well, he once said he's not into drugs, but I'm not sure, I have only spoken to him on the phone briefly twice.

Hard to tell really.

I'd like a list of all those who are NOT on something on that forum.....now that would be a huge ask.


I wont hold my breath!

Bad form Melinda!

All I can say is if they are on drugs, then they must have plenty of money...what I'd like to know is how stoners on the doll can afford their habits, the government must be paying them too much if they can afford these expensive habits.

That or they live like pigs and don't eat real food.

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Bad form Melinda!

What was bad form, if you are brock, do you recall one night on yahoo...(just before I left) when you told me you were gay?

I saved the post, do you want me to put it up?

If you are not, then I apologise, but if you are, I couldn't care less, I have quite a few gay friends, so, no, please don't take what I said out of context, I meant it in a manner whereby it surprised me that you would go after old Kezzo.

If it wasn't you, then someone was probably mucking around, .....anyway, sorry if I offended you.


... And again, I have quite a few gay friends so...don't think I'm being discriminatory.

I honestly think Kez is nice and Brockie isn't a bad bloke.........


Everyone is entitled to their own opinions Melinda.....lol

Fair enough....


Look, I haven't met any of them away from a controlled yahoo environment (online)...so... it's hard to tell whos who anymore.

... I have nothing against people who smoke pot, just so long as they don't offer any to me.


I am allergic to it!

Even being in the same room as people smoking it makes me look like a character off a bugs-life...


So.. My eyes swell up!!

The way I look at it........if they want to smoke behind closed doors..it's their business!

"swell up"....but do they turn red or even blue....lol

No...I just get like hay-fever symptoms.... I had a rather awkward experience with it once...(mind you, I couldn't draw back properly when I tried it)...so....that might have had something to do with it.lol....

Guess you should never go to a coffee shop in Holland...........you may never leave...lol

Lol.... I was more embarrassed than anything else.... burned a hole in a friends lounge....funny now that i look back ...but at the time was rather embarrassing.

Mind you I was only about 16, so...


I was misbehaving, I deserved to burn a hole in my leg and lounge.


Never tried it since.