Kezzas way

Don't want to have sex with your fat ugly bogan husband? No problems tell him to have his wicked way wiff ya daughetr.

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Don't have enough money to go down the pub and get smashed on beer and gamble on the pokies?

Ransack ya daughters piggy back.

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Thats the yahoo spirit I knew I could count on you Kezza

Running short on cash and behind on the bills?

Sell ya daugheters body to dirty peddos, 100$ an hour.

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I been thinking of starting up a new business, rentokid.... now that everyone has figured out what I do over on yahoo, damn melli, she always catches me out.


Perhaps I should try and trash her forum some more, that way people might come back to my ces-pit to post.

got your 2 heads out to play sparklybwockyroo

good boy, keep nodding,
the large air bursts will subside soon enough, to a cool breeze

Feeling lonely and horny? Don't despair.

Make some ID's and trick the yahoo desperados like mags, doc and brock that ur a goodlooking woman under the influence of alcohol and that your up to ANYTHING. and ask them to show u their cock.Brock is well known for pulling his 10 incher out, why do you think all the slappers like me are after him


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I love a good sausage that touches the sides

Want everyone to know what a great samaritan you are?


Pretend your gonna take in a troubled teen and post about it.You will get accolades in no time.

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oooh you're such a slut bwocky , pity you only get laid by RAMS cocky brocky

Want to break in one of your MANY id's but don't know how to?

Pretend the ID is one of your best pals.

Although it didnt work for my Tracey ID, even blind freddy could see I am tracey.

want to pretend people know you personaly thus giving some sort of credibility?

Do what I do, Make one if your ID's in this busty became best pals with my Kezza ID in WEEKS. kezza even sent busty a package VIA MAIL. IN WEEKS of knowing eachother

See this is the way it goes.

Kezza spoke to jen on the phone and jen spoke to busty on the phone so all of my ID's have credibility.

oh but no one else has spoken to my kezza id or busty id, the only ID i whore around with and hawk my fork with when im drunk is my JEN id. no one realised yet. Giggle.

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Mellie's Yahoo obsession is working overtime today, I see.

Do you KEEP running out of pot?


Easy peasy, STOP sharing your pot with ya mum.


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If you have something to say....do it under your regular username!

Do you want ur ID and threads to be up on lights and within the first 6 threads on the front page EVERY DAY!!!!!!!?

EASY!!!! Make stupid trivial threads such as.. "good morning australia" "its friday" "Its saturday" etc, the brain dead mongoloids in CL will post in it on the daily and you can post in it everyday too without gettin any sorta backlash about bumping ya own threads coz well like its a good morning thread and stuff. oops i was channeling looocy floosy just then.

You're a fool.............sorry get some professional help!

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You're a fool.............sorry get some professional help!

I keep telling her that but she never listens.

Mellie always thinks everyone else is the problem, not her.

and my starrystalker 'guest' ID just wont let me escape this forum

I lubs Mellie she is my cyber hero

xxx

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Fake guest

It takes all sorts I suppose..........lol