Melli I am sorry I called you for all and sundry last night on yahoo

I realise it wasn't you, it's just I'm too juiced to admit to the errors of my ways.

I know I like bagging/blaming you for everything Melli, (makes me feel better) it's just I don't like it much when someone returns the favor...this or when I get caught out telling porky-pies.

Piss off, Mellie.

Everyone is laughing AT you, not WITH you.

Now, I will carry on with an endless vendetta against Jen because she made me look like a fool at Yahoo.

Just like I'm carrying on with my endless vendettas against Yahoo and MCL.

I can't help it. I hate it when people get the better of me.

Especially when they're right.

I am Melli, and I will always win. Even if it is only inside my screwed up head.

lubs. xox.

I'm so sorry melli, I always get pissed and bark at the traffic.


Be back later, Jr needs a feed...

Cum to mamma baby......

That was nice of frenchy.

Yes, i thought so.... and I accept your apology Frenchy.

Afterall, it takes a very very big person to admit when they are wrong.

You have a big heart mellie.

Why thankyou,


I am sure Jens appreciates the show of human compassion...

I am sure he does too.

I still have trouble getting with the fact that it's male.... lol.... gawd knows, it's probably both.


I might play it safe and just avoid gender specific terms, ie her, his, him, she etc....

I have a hard time believing on 3 separate occasions doc of yahfool just happened to post in less than 30 seconds of a new frenchyjen thread. Not only that he wasn't even present posting at the time. Then frenchy is always rolled out when he is arguing with people to add credibility. Too far fetched for me, some people just have no patience. Then he goes off his nut because someone made a ibipop id which was also one of his, then he got busted making an I love loocy thread. Everyone knows he is there 24/7 in one form or another, take a close look next time. Even his master lisa laughs at him behind his back.

I imagine them being like the wizard of Oz.... peddle powering this massive computer generating all sorts of "scary" handles to defend itself with.

Recall when Dorothy pulled back the curtain and saw the wizard in the booth speaking through a microphone?


This is how I imagine Doc to be.

If they only had a brain........ pmsl

Well, they had me convinced for a while...partly because I just couldn't for the life of me understand why someone would want to invent false characters, not for years on end anyway....lol

For a joke yes, but to carry it on for years on end is a tad creepy.


Tick- borns- doc....pmsl

so frenchy posts one post about melli on yahoo

versus

melli posting 457 posts about jen on ausatire

who is obsessed again?

.......... you idjut

OMG...this is still going on.....pmsl


Does that woman come up for air?

Sorry, I stuffed up my previous post.

so frenchy posts one million posts about melli on yahoo

versus

melli posting 457 posts about jen on ausatire

who is obsessed again?

You forgot the few hundred or so posts Frenchy has posted here on Ausatire....but who's counting..



[wow]OBSESSED MUCH!!!!???!![/wow]

and the few hundred thousand that frenchy posts under her kez ID too

She seems quiet tonight, *fingers crossed*....it stays this way because I was planning on an early night.

I went to bed too late last night, 11pm... but because my cat is pain in the ass during wet weather, he was in and out of the house half the night, so kept me up half the night letting him back in again.

If he does it again tonight....


Free Oriental shorthair to good home... ...ok I lie, but he'll get the royal litter tray treatment if he does it again tonight.

Back to kitten hood he will go.... oh how he hates the kitty litter.

:my cat is pain in the ass during wet weather:


Why do you stick your cat up your arse in wet weather?
But its not a pain in warmer weather?
Is that because of the mice up there that keeps the cat entertained

No, he goes all funny in the wet weather, wants to go to the toilet, but doesn't like getting his feet wet so whinges half the night.


...Not tonight my friend, I have decided, I will fill the litter tray up afterall...just in case.

If he doesnt like getting his feet wet, easily fixed.

Just chop his feet off


Then feed them to him