(Reuters)- Saturday —While checking her news feed for updates on the 19,8945 special people in Frenchyjens_345 extended network of facebook friends she noticed that friend Bloss_00 had apparently died. "Well, I guess she's just like dead now and stuff," said Frenchyjens_345 and former Yahoo!7 message board participant adding that it seemed like only yesterday when briana123, a twice removed cousins former work associates half brothers sister in law streamed the tragic news via the emotive Celien Dion YouTube clip "My heart will go on" late this afternoon.
..."Stuff like this goes to show you just how like precious and stuff life is, and how you really do have to add that special someone to your friends list each day, cos you just never know when your numbers up, whereby you no longer can add like people you dont even know" she twittered solemnly after having just spent an appropriate two-minute mourning period viewing Bloss_00's 1450 tagged photos.
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Yes, Bloss's heart will go on, as will Jens rank yahoo/facebook contributions, rest assured.
In the spirit of the internet, GET A FUCKING LIFE Jen you paraphrasing twit!
Sat 29 May 2010 - 9:51
