THE RIP Celine Dion trubute thread....

When you have something as androgynous singing....

"when you touch me like this And you hold me like that I just have to admit That it's all coming back to me When I touch you like this ..."


VOMIT!!!

Voice of an angel, face like a dropped pie!


Her songs are boring, a menopausal battelaxes wet dream come true.


*BUCKET*

Yesterday, fordy sent Celine Dion a box of boomerangs. She tried throwing them away, but they're all coming back to her now......*groans*

Fuck off, Melli. You obsessed, stalking, retarded idiot.

tucha tucha tucha tuch me, I wanna be diiiiiirdy...fill me fill me fulfill me....CREATURE OF THE LOUNGE......uh~!

Why the looooooooooooooooo*takes a breath*oooooooong face, Celine?

Does your head have it's own post code Doc?

hahahahaha


No need to get a big head about it all.... need me to scratch your hearing-aid?


It took me 5 years, but I finally gotchu you nasty old hag.


So, no more nasty calls in the evening then?


Good now, thats settled then.

And where did all your little friends go, not so keen on stalking me now are they...ahahhahahah

You will IM them my regards, wont you dear.

Ps, nice jammies....ahem, sterility sack!!

RIP CELINE YES YES YES

Look honestly, lets add Justin Bieber to the list, I have precisely 4 hours and 6 mins before I am forced to endure his voice again when my daughter arrives home from school and begins playing his CD again.... whats worse is she's fixated with one particular song....AAARRGGGGGGHHHH.... It's official, I think she's just suddenly turned into a teenager.

My son never went through this, and neither did I as a teen, we both read books, or in his case, reads and plays RPG's.

I listened to music, usually with friends though, .... you have probably only heard his baby baby baby song..... did you know theres an entire album of commercial B-grade pop sang by a kid with a voice vaguely reminiscent to Alvin from the chipmonks?


*pulls out hair*