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PostSubject: Be My Guest....   Fri 21 May 2010 - 0:14

Fish and guests, always smell at three days old.



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PostSubject: Re: Be My Guest....   Fri 21 May 2010 - 0:17

So true..... Cool
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PostSubject: Re: Be My Guest....   Fri 21 May 2010 - 0:19

The first day, a guest,
the second, a burden,
the third, a pest.
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PostSubject: Re: Be My Guest....   Fri 21 May 2010 - 0:26

hahahaha....


You are doing better than me, I am annoyed with them the moment they arrive...


Cool ... Theres just something irritating, like chlorine stuck in the back of your throat about other people *these guest subjects you mention* walking out of your own shower, kitchen, ....or worse, ......your bedroom.


And what did they say their name was again?


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PostSubject: Re: Be My Guest....   Fri 21 May 2010 - 0:35

your pest guest here was very vocal in having you hounded and grinded by the MCL crew,

time you showed her the same courtesy ......???

afterall, her intent here is to have you insistently hounded, not only by yahoo cretins but the MCL crew too.



Exterminate the guest.






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PostSubject: Re: Be My Guest....   Fri 21 May 2010 - 0:44

Guests always give pleasure - if not the arrival, the departure.
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PostSubject: Re: Be My Guest....   Fri 21 May 2010 - 0:52

What, and give them the satisfaction of my feeling as though I needed to grind them?


hahahahah....


They are beneath grinding even.


Cool ... Ok, ok.... I'll think about it, but only when I'm finished playing with these cockroaches.

Once you start grinding, you have to continue grinding, ..... because trolls like this just keep coming back, find ways around IP bans, I'd rather mentally torture them off my boards, this way the damage is permanent.


Cool Think about it, they are only a problem if you allow yourself to think they are...to me, they are an endless supply of cockroaches crawling around an otherwise deserted cage.


Reverse psychology my friend, it works every time.


Wink .... My father once told me that the ground wings of a cockroach (cochanele insect) is what the natural red food coloring is derived from...... this might explain MCL's colour scheme.

I stopped eating red ice blocks after that.


He also told me you will trap more flies with honey, than you will vinegar.


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PostSubject: Re: Be My Guest....   Fri 21 May 2010 - 0:55

satire wrote:
Guests always give pleasure - if not the arrival, the departure.

True.


Cool .... I cant disagree with this rather candid expression of honesty.
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PostSubject: Re: Be My Guest....   Fri 21 May 2010 - 0:59

Believe me when I tell you, they will leave of their own free will the moment I want them to.


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PostSubject: Re: Be My Guest....   Fri 21 May 2010 - 1:01

At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud woman tried to make clever cutting remarks about everyone and everything.

Dinner arrives and she was served a meat dish. Being a fussy eater, she held the meat up with her fork and sneered: “Is this pig?”

Another guest, sitting opposite, asked her: “Which end of the fork are you referring to?”
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PostSubject: Re: Be My Guest....   Fri 21 May 2010 - 1:08

......
Quote :
“Which end of the fork are you referring to?”


Gold!


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PostSubject: Re: Be My Guest....   Fri 21 May 2010 - 1:48

If fuckhead Melli was really concerned about posts like mine, she would STOP guest posting.

But, the retard thrives on attention.
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PostSubject: Re: Be My Guest....   Fri 21 May 2010 - 1:52

And, besides - if she stopped guest postings it would take her ages to keep signing up with new members every day to make it look like she has lots of people coming here.

Only take about 30 seconds to post as a guest. Would take at least 5 minutes to register as a member. Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Be My Guest....   Fri 21 May 2010 - 2:10

Did you knock guest back at some stage mellie ?


lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Be My Guest....   Fri 21 May 2010 - 2:12

SpotOn wrote:
Did you knock guest back at some stage mellie ?


lol!


Lol, probably, unbeknown to myself pmsl....


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PostSubject: Re: Be My Guest....   Fri 21 May 2010 - 2:24

Quote :
If fuckhead Melli was really concerned about posts like mine, she would STOP guest posting.

But, the retard thrives on attention.




and you just keep giving and giving



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PostSubject: Re: Be My Guest....   Fri 21 May 2010 - 2:33

Wrong, Brock is the taker, I'm the giver....



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PostSubject: Re: Be My Guest....   Wed 26 May 2010 - 0:55

the pest guest
eerie likeness to a cockroach Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Be My Guest....   Wed 26 May 2010 - 1:08

brockroach !


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PostSubject: Re: Be My Guest....   Wed 26 May 2010 - 13:08

Melinda COULD clean up this forum IF she wanted to, but she refuses to cos she loves the attention, but than again she loves being called a slag and an unfit mother, who would want to spoil her fun. Not her.
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PostSubject: Re: Be My Guest....   Wed 26 May 2010 - 13:19

she whacks off over it all too i am sure she has a penis built in on her chair that is stuck to her butt
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PostSubject: Re: Be My Guest....   Wed 26 May 2010 - 13:31

Mellie will remove content at her discretion, wazup....

Nervous much? Cool


Now, back to my writing, ......

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PostSubject: Re: Be My Guest....   Fri 28 May 2010 - 11:51

what happened to the 'guest' since her IP was posted

a scared in hiding guest, is the best guest bahahahahahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Be My Guest....   Fri 28 May 2010 - 11:53

Quote :
brockroach !

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PostSubject: Re: Be My Guest....   Fri 28 May 2010 - 12:59

guest is still here, idiots.

And, go ahead and post my IP.

I'm sure you'll find it's somewhere in the United States. Twisted Evil
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