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PostSubject: A stroke of bad luck for Garry Coleman   Sat 29 May 2010 - 11:48

(Reuters)- Gary Coleman by age 11 had skyrocketed to become TV's brightest little star, though never really could land on solid footing when he died today after sustaining a very different kind of stoke to his skull after 'assisted' free-falling down a flight of stairs in his home yesterday. He was just 42.

Police have ruled out his dwarf-battered ankle gnawed wife picking him up like a bowling ball and rolling him down a flight of stairs then dumping his body in a small kitchen tidy bin given the positioning of the bin when his limp body fell into it, this and that the bin tidies glad-tags had not been tied up in double knots, ruling out a premeditative strike.
"He was first removed from life support at just age 11, though just kept fighting his way back to television, some how or another," advised big brother Willis, from the set of different Strokes who went on to say "Even when working as a security guard whereby he gnome bashed a female bus driver who refused him a children's concession, he just kept bouncing back."

"On Thursday, he was conscious though semi-lucid," the hospital says in a statement, "but by early afternoon that same day, Mr. Coleman was slipping in and out of consciousness, slurring "WHATTTCHOOU TAAARLKING ABUOOrOT WLLIS" whereby his condition gravely deteriorated past the age of 12 once and for all.
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PostSubject: Re: A stroke of bad luck for Garry Coleman   Sat 29 May 2010 - 13:13

Once he told me his real age, I went limp.
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PostSubject: Re: A stroke of bad luck for Garry Coleman   Sat 29 May 2010 - 13:53

Not that kinda stroke Brock!!!

*cringe*


Like they say, once you go black, you never go back....and in kezs case, I think this means that gaping black hole she has between her legs....never really went back!!!!


Scientists did discover a new galaxy however, complete with lifeforms, so this has to be an advantage.

Very Happy ...

Well, at least she's been discovered..... ahahahahahah Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: A stroke of bad luck for Garry Coleman   Sat 29 May 2010 - 13:57

Did she's WENT back Kez?


Retard....

hahahaha Very Happy

Serves you right for plagiarising ... ahahahahahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: A stroke of bad luck for Garry Coleman   Sat 29 May 2010 - 14:46

bump... Cool
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PostSubject: Re: A stroke of bad luck for Garry Coleman   Sat 29 May 2010 - 16:20

I wish Garry Coleman had have been on my set.

RIP lil man.
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PostSubject: Re: A stroke of bad luck for Garry Coleman   Sat 29 May 2010 - 16:24

I bags his corpse.
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PostSubject: Re: A stroke of bad luck for Garry Coleman   Mon 7 Jun 2010 - 13:13

Stop wiping content off my forum then... Pig!

Smile Dont like it, then don't read it.
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PostSubject: Re: A stroke of bad luck for Garry Coleman   Mon 7 Jun 2010 - 15:13

So , the star off different strokes Garry Coleman has died.
That reminds me, that black leather beanbag from Ikea would look fantastic in my lounge room.


Cool Bite me!

Ps...I borrowed this joke from someone else...wasn't originally one of mine.

So, bite them too.




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