VALENITINES WISH LIST

A bucket of KFC that never runs out.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
They'll need dental records
To identify you.
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The roses are black
and so is my dick
I will bang you before or after melli
take your pick
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I been out fishing
caught me some crabs
Borns dropped the soap again
and now I've got scabs.

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The mawkstabbers just left
And I've been snorting some crack
yud look so hawt melli
with my fishing knife stuck between your wrack.





This is my final offer to take you fishing melli, call me...


Pete

That picture is scarier than the clowns

Dont tempt me to put it among the others on my boards logo

Waves a carrot..smirk

I was thinking of something along the lines of frodo the clown

Make a wish Carl...


http://au.messages.yahoo.com/news/coffee_lounge/1114779?p=3



... Like I said, sometimes miracles happen...


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It took about a week, but each day, I'm feeling more liberated, inspired, and less compelled to so much as take a peek at Yahoos boards.



Truth is, whilst I'm happy posting on my own site for now, I really think it's about time you told punters the truth about why saw fit to take 3 weeks off to have that brain reassignment surgery.


Look, it's ok... just stop being so freaking dishonest and nasty.... it's a forum... not the end of the world. lol