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PostSubject: I love smelliegma   I love smelliegma Icon_minitimeFri 4 Jun 2010 - 4:47

From mellies crusty laundry.
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PostSubject: Re: I love smelliegma   I love smelliegma Icon_minitimeFri 4 Jun 2010 - 4:57

I hear your mate had some trouble removing his girlfriends underwear the other night?

Of course, .... those refastenable adhesive tabs would be a little fiddly for a bloke in his 60's with arthritis in his fingers....
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PostSubject: Re: I love smelliegma   I love smelliegma Icon_minitimeFri 4 Jun 2010 - 5:01

When she passes out I drink straight from the cup.

I think she likes the warts on my rough liddle tongue.
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PostSubject: Re: I love smelliegma   I love smelliegma Icon_minitimeFri 4 Jun 2010 - 5:16

AAAWWWwww you got me sweating like a Mulnut at a wiggles concert here, just the thought of melli laying there with no pants on is enough to recharge Mr floppy.
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PostSubject: Re: I love smelliegma   I love smelliegma Icon_minitimeFri 4 Jun 2010 - 5:16

Arthritis is no joke.
My wife has arthritis in her vagina, it comes and goes whenever I stick my thumb up there!

BWAAHAAA
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