Anyone see the ACA story re- who really discovered Australia first?

The Portuguese.


Dont choke on it now!!


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No, lets all give credit to Captain cook instead.... though unfortunatly for him, the Aboriginals told the true story...

....(My grandmother remarried)...after she divorced my biological grandfather.




... I am no relation to any Cook here in Australia, and neither are any of her offspring.


Not biologically anyway!

Now this might change everything....

Thank God I'm not descended from Captain James Cook.

If I were, someone must have pissed in the gene pool quite a few times between him and me. I can't even find Australia on a map of the world.

Gee, I'm funny, aren't I? Retarded but funny.

Lubs. xox.

Funny?


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The best is yet to come!

Make a mental note of the fact that the Portuguese form part of the EU.