Mellie Are You There????????

I don't believe that is your photo
have you stolen it from someone???

Amazing how such a fucked up retard could possibly look sort of normal, isn't it?

But, I'm pretty sure it isn't really her.

It's mellis pic, jealous much?

lol @ jealousy ya gotta be kidding lmao

wow, Mellies 'guest' stalker is very hung-up with jealousy,
a sad waste of time dear.

Then why regress to poking fun at peoples physical appearances, things beyond their control, are you suggesting mellie is ugly?

Picky picky-

Go have another schooner, and when your wifes photo looks better, go home and tap it.

By the look of her shoulders I'd say she weighs at least 100 kilos.

No surprise there seeing as she sits on her fat, retarded ass in front of the computer 24/7.

And, that picture was taken a few years ago.

She probably weighs about 150 kilos now.

Well I have it on good advice mellie is quite petite.

Hard to determine anyones true frame under the bulk of a jacket though I guess.

It must really irk you that mellies photo is up for all to see, would you prefer she took it down?

if for one moment you think that is her you have to be kidding as i can guarantee it is not her 100 percent

Well, it's me, like it or lump it, don't care if you lot find me hard to look at, ...


Get used to it....

My pics staying right there where it is.


Just to annoy the shit out of those who find me ugly, if nothing else.




Ps, I'm a size 8...the reason my the left side of my body looks bigger than my right is because my arm is stretched out holding the back of the garden chair I'm sitting on in my friends backyard.


So there you go.....feel free to blow it up and create a dart board out of it to eliminate some of those household melli frustrations.


What?

Would I be the first person to have put their real pic up...what are you all...bloody paranoid or something....lol
*jeeeze*

Know.her wrote:

if for one moment you think that is her you have to be kidding as i can guarantee it is not her 100 percent

Well, if you know me, then you will know it is me.


...However, given you cant verify this, clearly you do not.

Look, if I was going to steal someone else's pic, I'd definitely choose a better sort than myself.


pmsl....TOOLS!!!

The pic was taken about 2 years ago.


If anything, I'm probably a little thinner than I was then.... my son is on a health kick, and wont let me make all the rich foods I would make often, so I will probably now waste away to nothing. I told him this too......hmmm!!!


Does he care?

Naaaaa.....

When I start slipping through the cracks in the floor boards, lets see what he thinks then.

Roses are red

so is my knob

I want to bust some blisters

In your big fat gob

mr lil pee wee bwocky


LOL

beat it . . . brock



hahahaha

roses are red....


bet his blisters are bigger than his knob!

melli wrote:

When I start slipping through the cracks in the floor boards, lets see what he thinks then.

Bet a few have slipped through your crack:
on the floor boards
on the benches
on the mantle piece
on the kitchen table

Just remember people can die from salmonella!

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Bet a few have slipped through your crack:
on the floor boards
on the benches
on the mantle piece
on the kitchen table

Just remember people can die from salmonella

Okeeeey....

Do you like orange juice?

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Do you like orange juice?

Only with vodka & gin huney!

.... I bought 5 kilos of oranges today.... (on special) and think I might look like an orange by the time I have finished eating, juicing them.
.......

Have you ever gouged out a circle of watermelon skin then filled the melon with vodka, then put the circle of skin back in the melon, then taped over it with gaff tape?

I haven't, but am thinking about it for my next birthday.

Can you do to the oranges what those Japanese girls can do with ping pong balls


Saves on peeling the blighters and would make an amazing juice with rum!

What can they do with ping pong balls?


pmsl it sounds dirty

Am I on the right track or do I just have a dirty mind?