Lets rewrite Australias national anthem

Later perhaps.

Oztraliaaaaaaaa bred a feral rat
They called her smellie cook

With tin foil hats and mawklad brats
Their lounge was girt by roo. *Sang to the pass-the wind sounds of a digeridoo and a wobbly board*

farrrrrrrrrrrk whats with your farked up obsession over roo and co you deadbeat.................farken get over yourself


what the fark do you get out of your shit.........leave them the fuck alone cuz if anything at all farken happens to any of them i will farken come find u and rip ur arms out of their sockets........................come n try me out smart arse

fucken deadbeats like you mellie shit me to tears

you are piss weak and if you want to take me on do it and do it fucken good


you've got my number so ring me c u n t

what the fuck have you done melli except rag and rag on about roo and kez and jen and borns and yahoo and fucken ell any other scapegoat you want to fuck with


ring me c u n t

make one fucken smart comment and i will rip your tongue out too..........................i will be the one to stop you and no one will be able save ur skanky arse

Did the flagon run out?

Who are you, and why would I have your phone number?


Even if I did, I don't call people I dislike, or their friends, family, kids schools etc.


Thats more roos thing.

You are a nutter!

right c u nt fucken tough slut arent u

B-C stands for

Oh, you are one of those winos who walk down the street with a shopping trolley muttering utterances and abusing people who aren't there, I get it now.


How very interesting.

you got my number and you fucken know it so ring it c u n t

BC stands for what dare say?


Bogan Coffelounger?

Black C

????

Which one?

How the hell would I have your phone number, I don't even know who you are...*head shakes*

Oh, by the way, hows Yahoos Coffee Lounge going these days?


I forgot to ask.