Actually, I'm really a compulsive liar who spends all day, every day sitting in front of my computer posting crap.
I like to think everyone thinks I'm witty and funny although they all probably think I'm a retard who constantly projects her psychological problems and obsessions onto others.
But, I get a buzz out of it (the only buzz I get these days because no male with half a brain would even think of having sex with me).
I refuse to get help because there really, really isn't anything wrong with me. Its everyone else that is the problem. Honest. You do believe me, don't you?