Reuters:
A statement on the French Canadian charming yet brainless Quebecois swaggers website read, "Celine Dion is dead, but like her cousin Pharlap, (the race horse) her heart will go on" sent chills down the spines of devastated fans resulting in the spontaneous rupture of eardrums world wide earlier this morning when her equine corps was found floating in a large pool of her own blood in a Boston recording studio.
Whilst Mr Ed's death is still under investigation, it's believed a distressed 911 call for help, made around 1:20 am ET by the artist himself revealed that she had in fact heard his own voice for the first time 'un-plugged' at the time when the major vessels in her brain spontaneously ruptured.
RIP Mr/Mrs Ed
Thu 4 Feb 2010 - 1:33
